The more I think about my past self the more I
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When someone says “So tell me about yourself”
You’re like: What do I say?
“Oh my God, Who am I?”
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normal people: boy/girl problems
me: wifi connection problems
I’d say about 60% of the stories I tell go unfinished because either someone cuts me off or I stop talking because I realize that no one is listening
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The fake laugh you do when you don’t understand what somebody just said to you.
But deep inside you’re like:
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Being the first one to wake up at a sleepover.
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" I tend to buy things I would never wear, only because I would like to be the sort of person who would wear them. "
- Helena Bonham Carter (via ohfairies)
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how am I expected to make real life decisions when I still turn off the lights and then sprint to my bed so monsters don’t get me
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